holynipples:

smilingtommo:

i kept bugging my mom about not buying me my favorite popsicles
and she kept saying “lacey i will buy them i will buy them relax”
and i came home one day and my mom was like “i bought popsicles” 
so i go to the fridge and open the freezer omg
why did you do this 
mom i know u can hear me
wHY 
WHY TELL ME 
HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND THIS MANY TO BUY AT ONE TIME OMG

I JUST NEEDED TO BRING THIS BACK

holynipples:

smilingtommo:

i kept bugging my mom about not buying me my favorite popsicles

and she kept saying “lacey i will buy them i will buy them relax”

and i came home one day and my mom was like “i bought popsicles” 

so i go to the fridge and open the freezer omg

why did you do this 

mom i know u can hear me

wHY 

WHY TELL ME 

HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND THIS MANY TO BUY AT ONE TIME OMG

I JUST NEEDED TO BRING THIS BACK

(Source: tomlinsass)

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therainbowjedi:

ismcrback:

in 30 years, when you’re an adult with a family and a job and a life, you’re going to have forgotten about mcr breaking up and have moved on. you will be driving in your car somewhere, and hear welcome to the black parade come on the radio and it will hit you again that mcR IS GONE AND YOU THOUGHT THEY WERE COMING BACK BUT IT’S BEEN 30 FUCKING YEARS AND THY’RE STILL NOT BACK

And then you crash your car

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onedirectioncutefacts:

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?

HOT AS FUCK

(Source: styleswhore)

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russianparkourist:

mymindpalaceisatardis:

viacherbourgandqueenstown:

It’s that time of month again… you know what that means…

BEST DESCRIPTION OF A PERIOD I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

I now understand women through a gifset. Thank you, Tumblr

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Man of Steel plot twist.

  • Plot Twist: The movie is a musical with most of the singing done by Russell Crowe.

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kanyewesticle:

i saw a chameleon today so i guess it was a pretty shitty chameleon

Did anyone else read chameleon as “charmelion”? because now I feel awkward as fuck!

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